the magic 8-ball thirty

So I can still feel like an actual contributor to this site...

1. how am I feeling today? "gleaning" apostle of hustle (indeed!)
2. will I get far in life? "steogsaurus" the pussy posse (a 49 second long song about sharp teeth and tails? hmmm.)
3. how do my friends see me? "For The Widows In Paradise, For The Fatherless In Ypsilanti" sufjan stevens (jeeeeez)
4. where will I get married? "no more shoes" stephen malkmus (ok whatever)
5. what is my best friend? "Crawl(ing on the floor)" Man in Gray (no she aint)
6. what is the story of my life? "Walking Through" Ted Leo/Tej Leo(?) RX (hmm yeah that might be right, at times)
7. what was high school like? "Motel Blues" Big Star (oh come on, i wasn't THAT bad!)
8. how can I get ahead in life? "Greener Pastures" Free Kitten (rock music, huh? riiiight)
9. what is the best thing about me? "Gold digger" Kanye West (shit.)
10. what is today going to be like? "Black Vomit" Wolf Eyes (double shit.)
11. what's in store for this week? "Anthrax" Gang of Four (fuck!)
12. what is in store for this weekend? "Counting off the days" ...And you will know us by the trail of dead (eh?)
13. what song describes my parents? "Afraid of Americans" David Bowie + Sonic Youth (at times, sure)
14. to describe my grandparents? "Flip-top Box (Super Mario Mix)" Self (somehow this almost makes sense)
15. how is my life going? "The Seed" Cody Chestnutt ('uif Mary dropped a baby girl tonight I'd name her Rock 'n' Roll' .... um.... um....)
16. what song will they play at my funeral? "One" John Zorn (do that and I'll come back and kill you... at least pick Branca if you're going to be pretentious)
17. how does the world see me? "Hornbeam" The Impossible Shapes (WTF is that supposed to mean? it's a short instrumental fuzzy garagey noisey rock song hmmm)
18. will I have a happy life? "Black and Beige" Lake of Falcons (i love this song but I'm not sure it sounds so happy - sounds like a hard life to me)
19. what do my friends really think of me? "Addicted to Love" Ciccone Youth (shut up. I know what you're thinking.)
20. do people secretly lust after me? "A Brief Conversation Ending In Divorce" Smart Went Crazy (hmmph.)
21. how can I make myself happy? "Insectual Hum" Hunches (screaming my head off?)
22. what should I do with my life? "From the Curve" Superchunk (crazy hair!)
23. will I ever have children? "Space (I Believe In)" Pixies (it should be spelled Geoffrey - minihumans do take up space, that's for sure)
24. what is some good advice for me? "Tables and Chairs" Christmas Decorations (I guess i should ask Nick what that song is all about)
25. how will I be remembered? "Poor Old Soul (Part One)" Orange Juice (oh that's just great)
26. what is my signature dancing song? "She" The Real Kids (it's about having an awesome girl and never letting go. it's true.)
27. what is my current theme song? "Polar Opposites (live at KVRX)" Modest Mouse (hmmm it's possible, though not very pleasant - "Primer gray is the color when you’re done dying" hmmph)
28. what does everyone else think my current theme song is? "Drowner" The Katies (huh?)
29. what type of women do I like? "Behr Island" DraculaZombieUSA (furry ones?)
30. what type of men do I like? "Internet Porn" Chuck Naked (HAHAHA. oh man. Charley is probably the only dude I've seen naked. shut up. I recorded this album. ridiculous.)

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