I should've known (redux)
just a quick one to urge you to catch that ole dinosaur the mtv music awards tonight at 8:00 PM. (insert name of band comprised of cute young boys in eyeliner & stripes) & (insert name of hot new r&b singer) are performing, (insert name of some scantily dressed starlet with a vacant stare & a wooden delivery) is presenting. PLUS really bad outfits!
but really, the reason you should be watching it is to catch my red sox lovin' buddy andy ross (aka the mastermind behind secret dakota ring) performing on treadmills with his other band ok go. watch, bite your knuckles*, & be amazed by his ability to dance marvelously in a tailored suit.
knock it out of the park, champ!
* I am not a fan of treadmills. I sometimes imagine they have teeth. you might say I have a phobia.